Saturday, September 8, 2012

Road irritations.........

Since I have been driving back and forth to Columbia, I thought I'd compile my top pet peeves of those other drivers around me. Please feel free to comment on them and add ones of your own! If you actually do one or more of these I will pray for you. Seriously. 

1. If there is a cop car with blue lights on you do NOT have to slow to a stop and gawk at it. 


2. If you are going the EXACT same speed in the left lane as the car in the right lane either a. speed up and pass them or b. slow down and get behind them. 


3. Do not ride down the road with your blinker on. It makes you look inept and I don't know- Is he changing lanes, is he not changing lanes? 


4. If you are an 18 wheeler, don't pass. Ever. 


5. Don't ride 2 feet from my back bumper. Someday you may catch me in the right mood and I'll slam by brakes on. 


6. If there is NO ONE in the right lane and you are going slow ........PLEASE move to the right lane. Don't make me pass you on the right. Seriously. 


7. And lastly, if you cannot manage to a. talk on the phone, b. eat, c. mess with your radio without running me off the road. Don't. Just don't. 


8. If I am passing a car, and not going as fast as you would like to go, please don't flash your high beams at me. Rude.


9. Ok, this person is opposite of #3, you don't look cool when you use no turn signals at all. 


10. To the people who go 5mph slower than me when in front of me, then I pass you and now you're going 5mph faster than me... Really? I have my cruise set on the same speed, we're not in a race. There's no prize at the end of the road waiting for you. Just work.


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